Aunt Bee Wooden Spoon

Aunt Bee Wooden Spoon

Briscoe Darling learned quickly not to cross Aunt Bee when he was "declaring" for her.  She used a wooden spoon to correct him if he wasn't quick enough in doing what she expected.

That's why this rememberable quote by Briscoe came to be laser engraved on this wooden spoon. The spoon says “I ain't about to be beat to death with no spoon!” and I dare you to read it without hearing Briscoe Darling in your mind.

The spoons are a generous 12” long and laser-engraved, so the words won’t rub off. 

The engraving says “i ain't about to be beat to death with no spoon!” (all lowercase) is on the inside of the "bowl."  The back of the spoon is blank. (front and back shown in image above) 

Size: 12" long